Probability Distributions
- Mass functions versus density functionsnot yet tested
- Binomial, Poisson, exponential, power-law familiesnot yet tested
- The bell curve and the empirical 68–95–99.7 rulenot yet tested
- Distributions as a model's generative processnot yet tested
Probability theory has a bestiary. Before any creature in it can be named, we need the random variable — a quantity whose value is decided by chance — and its distribution, the full map from outcomes to probabilities. Each named distribution is a particular shape of randomness, fitted to a particular kind of process. The uniform spreads its weight evenly, the picture of pure ignorance. The binomial counts successes in a fixed number of trials. The Poisson counts arrivals in a window of time. The exponential measures the wait between arrivals. The normal is what averages tend to look like, the shape that emerges whenever many small independent effects add up. The power law describes inequality, the world where a few extremes outweigh everything else. Each distribution has its own iconography — the bell, the long tail, the thin spike — and learning the bestiary is most of what "having statistical intuition" actually means.
A probability distribution is a complete description of a random variable's behavior — a recipe that says how likely each possible value is. For discrete random variables, the description is a probability mass function p(x) giving the probability of each value, summing to one across all possibilities. For continuous random variables, the description is a probability density function f(x) — not a probability of any single value (which is zero), but a density whose integral over an interval gives the probability of falling in that interval. Either way the same information lives in the cumulative distribution function, F(x), the probability of landing at or below x, which rises from zero to one and carries the whole shape. The major families form a kind of periodic table. Uniform distributions describe complete ignorance over a bounded range. Bernoulli describes a single yes/no trial. Binomial generalizes Bernoulli to N trials. Poisson describes rare independent events arriving at a constant rate (radioactive decays, customer arrivals, mutations per generation). Exponential gives the waiting time between Poisson events. Normal (the bell curve) describes the sum of many small independent contributions — its appearance is enforced by the Central Limit Theorem. Power-law distributions describe phenomena where one big thing dominates many small things — wealth, city sizes, earthquake magnitudes — and have fat tails that the normal distribution dramatically underestimates. Each distribution has parameters that fit it to data, and is summarized by its moments — the mean fixing its center, the variance its spread, with higher moments capturing skew and the weight of the tails; statistical inference is largely the practice of choosing a family from this catalog and estimating the handful of numbers that pin down which member of it the data came from.